This is a memopad to jot down all the evil green bullshit lies and hypocrisy we see everywhere. We are a big, green stink. So can you! Join in and shake a tanned fist at the rich, untanned Green-Burning Man, Corporations, Big Banks and their Globalization of Poverty. And your fellow drivers.
The Dirt on "Green" Ads
Get the Goods.
Traffic Congestion Sucks!
We Can Do This.
"Live Free or Drive"
Carectomy!
CarFree Portland
FreePublicTransit
World CarFree Network
"Put the fun between your legs" -common bicycle tube sticker
with all the Money You Save with our ideas, you can finally afford to collect stamps, gold bars, a spare bicycle, or donate to any of these great groups working hard for our common interests.
NRDC
Heifer Int'l
Finca
Earth Defense
Greenpeace
Sierra Club
Union of Concerned Scientists
Solari (come clean, financially!)
Hey green journalist majors! Have the Inside Worm Poop on any of these companies? See some "exposes" in the right column.
Add your scoop today!
1. Create new account
2. Come back to this page, "add child page"
3. We'll market the shit out of the good stuff.
Hard up for a startup?
Act Now Productions
Imperium Renewables
Lime.com Healthy Living
SustainLane (out of business?)
Sustainable Industries
TreeHugger.com
Blue Blood Money
American Electric Power the biggest coal burning power company in america
British Petroleum -- spends $__ per year on green disinformation advertising
Coca-Cola -- taking groundwater from Indian communities
Chevron -- willyoujoinus.com -- spends $__ per year on green disinformation advertising
Dow Chemical -- "the human element" ad campaign
DuPont -- makers of toxic teflon
GE -- spends $__ per year on green disinformation advertising
GM -- killed electric car multiple times
Goldman Sachs -- making a killing on shorting their own subprime mortgages
Monsanto -- makers of terminator GMO seeds
Novartis -- more meddling with animal antibiotics
Pfizer -- same as novartis
Wal*Mart -- poster child of globalization attempts to parlay green image into profit. source your goods locally and let small businesses rent your space and we'll remove you from the list!
Government/Civil Society
Corrective Corporation of America (for-profit jails)
Democracy Now!
Fannie Mae/Freddie Mac
Greenpeace
From the Wilderness
IMF
Online Journal
Prison Planet
Sierra Club (what's up with petro-backpacks for new members?)
UN WFP -- World Food Program - who actually benefits?
World Bank - who actually benefits?
