LickMyGreenBalls

It's no exaggeration to say that this chick in the tree is posing and being paid handsomely for just being, well, herself. Perhaps with some toxic makeup and sweatshop clothing, but hot all the same. No diferent from any other woman on the street (or man if that is your flavor) don't you think?

If treesquatters from Los Angeles to Berkeley to Austin took this approach, we'd have no shortage of tittilating yet sympathetic media and editorials.

"Sexy office workers defend their right to be tree monkeys"
"Naked women defend trees with their, um, bodies"
"Naked man in tree defends right of Redwoods to continue providing oxygen-producing, water-cleaning services"

Now, to get the "green interview" hook...