This is a memopad to jot down all the evil green bullshit lies and hypocrisy we see everywhere. We are a big, green stink. So can you! Join in and shake a tanned fist at the rich, untanned Green-Burning Man, Corporations, Big Banks and their Globalization of Poverty. And your fellow drivers.
The Dirt on "Green" Ads
Get the Goods.
Traffic Congestion Sucks!
We Can Do This.
"Live Free or Drive"
Carectomy!
CarFree Portland
FreePublicTransit
World CarFree Network
"Put the fun between your legs" -common bicycle tube sticker
with all the Money You Save with our ideas, you can finally afford to collect stamps, gold bars, a spare bicycle, or donate to any of these great groups working hard for our common interests.
NRDC
Heifer Int'l
Finca
Earth Defense
Greenpeace
Sierra Club
Union of Concerned Scientists
Solari (come clean, financially!)
This sleaze merchant made his name with supposedly humane working conditions, but it turns out he's just humping the help.
Now he gets his!
So, what are the alternatives to this greasy dickwad's hipster doofus rags?
Comments
aren't sweatshops worth it?
... isn't it worth it to have a clothes sweatshop in L.A. instead of in China where we can't see the little yellow kids there, or little brown girls in Pakistan, making our Old Navy brand Income-GAP boxers?
... isn't it worth it to have Mr. Charney's outfit provide us with organic clothes that we want, instead of the pesticide, GMO cotton that Mervyns, JCPenny, and Macys provide us with?
... isn't it worth it to have regular female (and male) forms adorn the back pages of our local rag, instead of those photoshopped Macy's "models"? (well, AA probably photoshops too, but they start with more 'organic' material)
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A.k.a. Mr. Lick my green balls
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You gotta love their bottoms!
Well, the models have it good, all cinched up in organic cotton fibers grown in almighty California.
I love their organic clothes!!
Do you ever see organic clothes for sale at Mervyn's or Saks Off the Ave?
Better yet, AA should do the Anthro thing and start making a new line solely out of used threads from clothing swaps and Goodwill! Yeah!
Or, EVEN better yet, have a half-naked clothing swap In Their Stores! "Members only" or "college students only" that will get things hot in the store... oh, but that will need some DJ and beverage action too!!!
Mua ha ha ha.