This is a memopad to jot down all the evil green bullshit lies and hypocrisy we see everywhere. We are a big, green stink. So can you! Join in and shake a tanned fist at the rich, untanned Green-Burning Man, Corporations, Big Banks and their Globalization of Poverty. And your fellow drivers.
The Dirt on "Green" Ads
Get the Goods.
Traffic Congestion Sucks!
We Can Do This.
"Live Free or Drive"
Carectomy!
CarFree Portland
FreePublicTransit
World CarFree Network
"Put the fun between your legs" -common bicycle tube sticker
with all the Money You Save with our ideas, you can finally afford to collect stamps, gold bars, a spare bicycle, or donate to any of these great groups working hard for our common interests.
NRDC
Heifer Int'l
Finca
Earth Defense
Greenpeace
Sierra Club
Union of Concerned Scientists
Solari (come clean, financially!)
We are about free expression and organic / local/ sustainable activities.
And about the co-opting of "sustainability" by corporations for the purpose of de-guilting continued consumption of un-necessary consumer products.
These words have been co-opted: green, eco-friendly, natural, environmentally friendly.
We need new language to stay ahead of the game. Remember when AT&T billboards starting using the phrase "blogs: delivered" - blogs became part of corporatease?
So the new words.
Memes.
Childhood rhymes.
Prefixes.
Reactionary??
Unmaking.
Unconsumer.
GoodUrban.
GreenerThanAnyCorporateProduct.
NotCorporate.
UnCorporateCool.
Not Storebought.
Made in USA.
Made in Dallas.
Made in Berkeley.
Made in Boston.
Don't like "buy local" but when we exchange money for goods, what else can you call it but buy. Exchange? Bartering paper for necessities?
Submit your own Organic EcoPorn and share the wealth!
get yours NAU...
corn hemp bra...
this leek stuff is for real... (well in this cas it really is--nonprof FFF)
TreeHugger.com is all about consumer products. How is TreeHugger Green, again? So are Lime.com, SustainLane.com, Etsy.com, Honda.com.
Oh look, Whole Foods Fights Unionization just like Trader Joe'z...
Also see, Western Yoga as Imperial Blowback
Rock on!
Images: google image search "eco porn"
